WHY ISN’T IT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO WEAR WIZARD CLOAKS IN PUBLIC
WHY
Because of the International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy, of course. I can tell someone slept through History of Magic.
(via candoanythingnow)

JADE: maybe i will disembowel you a few times
JADE: i will not even need to use my sharp doggy teeth!
JADE: i will just snap my fingers and your delicious guts will teleport outside your body
ROXY: ew!
JADE: no way more like yum
(via dreamersollux)
3 year old girl explains the complexities of childbirth in 4 seconds.
i am in love with this
(via typicalpony)

The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.
The internet is over, everyone can go home
It’s just as beautiful as I always imagined.
My life is complete.
Life is over as we know it
(Source: theamericankid, via failkitten)
They actually listened to us. They took advice from tumblr.
next step is the salt hula hoops
(Source: monsieur-narwhalo, via assbuttoftheimpala)